Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Worst College Football Week This Year.... Joy Joy....

"Horrible College Football Weekend"

The upcoming weekend will officially go down as the worst College Football week of the year.

The SEC Powerhouses have REAL tough challenges ahead of them and both stand to lose their shot at a National Title.... Oh wait... That's not true at all...

Florida gets the rough and tough Florida International Golden Panthers... A team that is 3-7 with great wins over Western Kentucky, North Texas, and Louisiana Lafayette... Be on upset alert Florida!!! Let us take a look at the point spread for this one... Florida is a 45 point favorite!!!

Alabama plays... What the hell... Really? The Chattanooga Mocs? A 6-4 FCS team.... Alabama is favored by 58 points... Really? And The God of Alabama, Nick Saban is treating this as an ACTUAL game... Really? This is just an easy cake walk, lets work on Auburn for two weeks game...

With the schedule this week, Texas with a solid win over Kansas will move to #1 in the BCS standings... Why? Because even if Florida and Alabama win by 60, their strength of schedule will go down (as it deserves to)... I mean... Why not schedule at least a somewhat DECENT team? A team you can beat, but not by 60 points...

At least the SEC refs can rest easy this week... Neither Alabama or Florida are going to lose, so we won't get any "controversial" calls in their favor. Great job SEC!

But what's going to happen next week if Auburn and Florida State both pull amazing upsets???

The SEC will be crying all during the off season and find a better way to make sure a SEC team is in the National Championship game next year...

Best Games of the Week: LSU @ Ole Miss, Oregon @ Arizona, California @ Stanford

And that's all folks... A horrible college football weekend...

I guess we can all hope to score the secret Nick Saban/Urban Meyer sex tape after this weekend.... They will have plenty of time for the big SEC Orgy after the games.... How many refs does it take to fill Urban and Nick's asses???? I guess we will soon find out!!! Roll Tide!!! How Bout' Them Gators!!!

Seriously.... WTF.... Who cares about the SEC? Every SEC fan is just a racist prick that hates Obama, fucks their cousins, and after the thought, does the abortion with a bottle of whiskey and a metal clothes hanger....

"Sorry Master Saban... I didn't pick the cotton on time, but can I still play the game? I may get us a gold trophy, that I must give up to you of course, my white master." - Mark Ingram, before the game vs. UTC on Saturday....

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