As I type this, daddy is spanking his brother bare assed, about to insert his cock into his brother or sister's ass, to celebrate the first national title Alabama has won since 1992...
Back then, they used condoms, so, what consequences will come out of this one....
To all the Alabama fans that threatened weather men in the state of Alabama, to all the Alabama fans that think YOU won the game, to all the Alabama fans.... That are, well, ego driven pieces of shit...
Congrats!!!
You did it all!
You threatened people.
You cut down people.
You just proved you all are a bunch of fucking morons.
95% of Alabama fans are horrible people that deserve to suffer and die in the worst kind of way....
Don't worry Crimson Tide fans.... Auburn fans are the same way... No big deal... Only you are current/up to date....
The entire state of Alabama is just a stupid, backwoods, redneck, piece of shit state that shouldn't even be allowed to be part of the United States of America... I hate living here and I will leave as soon as I have no ties here....
I am tired of hearing you idiots....
I could care less about you redneck pieces of shit....
Your idiot thoughts/comments just prove how pathetic the state of Alabama is.... Roll Tide Roll = Roll Fucking Morons, Go To Fucking Hell....
I am not welcome here, nor do I care to be....
I hate you all....
K.
Thanx.
Bye.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Let Us All Enjoy SEC Pride....
"Booted from his fraternity, Michael Hudec will finally have an organization on campus that cottons to his beliefs. That's right: the KKK is coming to Ole Miss.
When Mississippi's student council moved to stop the chanting of "the South will rise again" during one of the school's traditional fight songs, it was as effective as most student council resolutions are. That is to say, not at all. So the chancellor banned the band from playing "From Dixie With Love" altogether. Some gentlemen in white robes are less than pleased.
The KKK will hold a rally on campus before Saturday's game, according to Shane Tate, the "North Mississippi great titan for the Mississippi White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan:"
We are coming to Ole Miss to say enough is enough on attacking our Christian, southern heritage and culture, and it's time for every person to have a right to freedom of speech," Tate said.
Lago confirmed Ole Miss has been contacted by the KKK and said the group has the right to voice its opinions as long as it doesn't interfere with university activity or the personal rights of others.
"We aren't coming there to cause problems or cause trouble," Tate said. "Trouble has already been caused by a handful at Ole Miss, including the black student body president, who wants to shape Ole Miss into yet another liberal sodomite college."
See now, this is a perfect example of why everyone hates the Klan: poor grammar. Is it the student body president, who happens to be black, who wants to shape Ole Miss into a liberal sodomite college? Or is there an organization called the Black Student Body, and its president is the one doing the sodomite shaping? Listen up Grand Dragons of America. If you can't find a PR person to punch up your statements, and make clear exactly who's doing the sodomy conversions, you'll never get your message out there effectively."
That is SEC pride for you!!!! Leave it to the "Rebels" to allow this... I'm surprised they even allow blacks to play on the team!!! Of course if they didn't, Ole Miss would probably be as bad as in state rival Mississippi State... I think Houston Nutt needs to come out in black paint on Saturday just to make this all ok...
Of course Nick Saban and Urban Meyer are probably laughing it up on their plantation as I type this....
When Mississippi's student council moved to stop the chanting of "the South will rise again" during one of the school's traditional fight songs, it was as effective as most student council resolutions are. That is to say, not at all. So the chancellor banned the band from playing "From Dixie With Love" altogether. Some gentlemen in white robes are less than pleased.
The KKK will hold a rally on campus before Saturday's game, according to Shane Tate, the "North Mississippi great titan for the Mississippi White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan:"
We are coming to Ole Miss to say enough is enough on attacking our Christian, southern heritage and culture, and it's time for every person to have a right to freedom of speech," Tate said.
Lago confirmed Ole Miss has been contacted by the KKK and said the group has the right to voice its opinions as long as it doesn't interfere with university activity or the personal rights of others.
"We aren't coming there to cause problems or cause trouble," Tate said. "Trouble has already been caused by a handful at Ole Miss, including the black student body president, who wants to shape Ole Miss into yet another liberal sodomite college."
See now, this is a perfect example of why everyone hates the Klan: poor grammar. Is it the student body president, who happens to be black, who wants to shape Ole Miss into a liberal sodomite college? Or is there an organization called the Black Student Body, and its president is the one doing the sodomite shaping? Listen up Grand Dragons of America. If you can't find a PR person to punch up your statements, and make clear exactly who's doing the sodomy conversions, you'll never get your message out there effectively."
That is SEC pride for you!!!! Leave it to the "Rebels" to allow this... I'm surprised they even allow blacks to play on the team!!! Of course if they didn't, Ole Miss would probably be as bad as in state rival Mississippi State... I think Houston Nutt needs to come out in black paint on Saturday just to make this all ok...
Of course Nick Saban and Urban Meyer are probably laughing it up on their plantation as I type this....
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Worst College Football Week This Year.... Joy Joy....
"Horrible College Football Weekend"
The upcoming weekend will officially go down as the worst College Football week of the year.
The SEC Powerhouses have REAL tough challenges ahead of them and both stand to lose their shot at a National Title.... Oh wait... That's not true at all...
Florida gets the rough and tough Florida International Golden Panthers... A team that is 3-7 with great wins over Western Kentucky, North Texas, and Louisiana Lafayette... Be on upset alert Florida!!! Let us take a look at the point spread for this one... Florida is a 45 point favorite!!!
Alabama plays... What the hell... Really? The Chattanooga Mocs? A 6-4 FCS team.... Alabama is favored by 58 points... Really? And The God of Alabama, Nick Saban is treating this as an ACTUAL game... Really? This is just an easy cake walk, lets work on Auburn for two weeks game...
With the schedule this week, Texas with a solid win over Kansas will move to #1 in the BCS standings... Why? Because even if Florida and Alabama win by 60, their strength of schedule will go down (as it deserves to)... I mean... Why not schedule at least a somewhat DECENT team? A team you can beat, but not by 60 points...
At least the SEC refs can rest easy this week... Neither Alabama or Florida are going to lose, so we won't get any "controversial" calls in their favor. Great job SEC!
But what's going to happen next week if Auburn and Florida State both pull amazing upsets???
The SEC will be crying all during the off season and find a better way to make sure a SEC team is in the National Championship game next year...
Best Games of the Week: LSU @ Ole Miss, Oregon @ Arizona, California @ Stanford
And that's all folks... A horrible college football weekend...
I guess we can all hope to score the secret Nick Saban/Urban Meyer sex tape after this weekend.... They will have plenty of time for the big SEC Orgy after the games.... How many refs does it take to fill Urban and Nick's asses???? I guess we will soon find out!!! Roll Tide!!! How Bout' Them Gators!!!
Seriously.... WTF.... Who cares about the SEC? Every SEC fan is just a racist prick that hates Obama, fucks their cousins, and after the thought, does the abortion with a bottle of whiskey and a metal clothes hanger....
"Sorry Master Saban... I didn't pick the cotton on time, but can I still play the game? I may get us a gold trophy, that I must give up to you of course, my white master." - Mark Ingram, before the game vs. UTC on Saturday....
The upcoming weekend will officially go down as the worst College Football week of the year.
The SEC Powerhouses have REAL tough challenges ahead of them and both stand to lose their shot at a National Title.... Oh wait... That's not true at all...
Florida gets the rough and tough Florida International Golden Panthers... A team that is 3-7 with great wins over Western Kentucky, North Texas, and Louisiana Lafayette... Be on upset alert Florida!!! Let us take a look at the point spread for this one... Florida is a 45 point favorite!!!
Alabama plays... What the hell... Really? The Chattanooga Mocs? A 6-4 FCS team.... Alabama is favored by 58 points... Really? And The God of Alabama, Nick Saban is treating this as an ACTUAL game... Really? This is just an easy cake walk, lets work on Auburn for two weeks game...
With the schedule this week, Texas with a solid win over Kansas will move to #1 in the BCS standings... Why? Because even if Florida and Alabama win by 60, their strength of schedule will go down (as it deserves to)... I mean... Why not schedule at least a somewhat DECENT team? A team you can beat, but not by 60 points...
At least the SEC refs can rest easy this week... Neither Alabama or Florida are going to lose, so we won't get any "controversial" calls in their favor. Great job SEC!
But what's going to happen next week if Auburn and Florida State both pull amazing upsets???
The SEC will be crying all during the off season and find a better way to make sure a SEC team is in the National Championship game next year...
Best Games of the Week: LSU @ Ole Miss, Oregon @ Arizona, California @ Stanford
And that's all folks... A horrible college football weekend...
I guess we can all hope to score the secret Nick Saban/Urban Meyer sex tape after this weekend.... They will have plenty of time for the big SEC Orgy after the games.... How many refs does it take to fill Urban and Nick's asses???? I guess we will soon find out!!! Roll Tide!!! How Bout' Them Gators!!!
Seriously.... WTF.... Who cares about the SEC? Every SEC fan is just a racist prick that hates Obama, fucks their cousins, and after the thought, does the abortion with a bottle of whiskey and a metal clothes hanger....
"Sorry Master Saban... I didn't pick the cotton on time, but can I still play the game? I may get us a gold trophy, that I must give up to you of course, my white master." - Mark Ingram, before the game vs. UTC on Saturday....
Sunday, November 15, 2009
JESUS or a GUN
"Jesus or a GUN"
by
FUEL
Walk away....
I walk the wire
And my fields are burning in the flames
Feel my way....
blind in the mire
Struggling from your thoughts inside my head
But now everything's trying to drag me down
But I'll rip the sky from the ground
Tell me now, who's my saving one
Jesus or a GUN?
Stripped away
-my last desire
Nothing comes and nothing's sent away
Happiness-
I couldn't hire
Struggling from your voice inside my head
but now everything's trying to drag me down
but I'll rip the sky from the ground
tell me now, who's my saving one?
Jesus or a GUN?
All thats a savior
Falls from our favor
When its over
who will cry for me?
Safe to say
I don't desire
Everything you push inside my head
And I rest until, until I'm dead
But now everything's trying to drag me down
and I'll rip the sky from the ground
Tell me now, who's my saving one
But everything's trying to drag me down
But I'll rip the sky from the ground
Tell me now, who's my saving one
Jesus or a GUN?
JESUS OR A GUN?
JESUS OR A GUN?
JESUS OR A GUN?
by
FUEL
Walk away....
I walk the wire
And my fields are burning in the flames
Feel my way....
blind in the mire
Struggling from your thoughts inside my head
But now everything's trying to drag me down
But I'll rip the sky from the ground
Tell me now, who's my saving one
Jesus or a GUN?
Stripped away
-my last desire
Nothing comes and nothing's sent away
Happiness-
I couldn't hire
Struggling from your voice inside my head
but now everything's trying to drag me down
but I'll rip the sky from the ground
tell me now, who's my saving one?
Jesus or a GUN?
All thats a savior
Falls from our favor
When its over
who will cry for me?
Safe to say
I don't desire
Everything you push inside my head
And I rest until, until I'm dead
But now everything's trying to drag me down
and I'll rip the sky from the ground
Tell me now, who's my saving one
But everything's trying to drag me down
But I'll rip the sky from the ground
Tell me now, who's my saving one
Jesus or a GUN?
JESUS OR A GUN?
JESUS OR A GUN?
JESUS OR A GUN?
Best Shows On TV
Top Ten
Best Shows on TV
1. The Office -
This is the funniest show on TV... The cast
is GREAT and every thing they do is great...
This show should really be an hour long...
I mean... The cast consists of 5 movie stars...
How much is NBC paying to keep this thing
on the air??? Doesn't matter... It wins...
Hands down. I do declare.
2. House -
This show traps you and makes you watch. Hugh
Laurie is the best actor on TV and steals the show
every single Monday night... The stories are great
and the storylines just drags you in and you can
not turn away...
3. Criminal Minds -
I consider House a Dramedy (Comedy/Drama)... CBS is the
home of the BEST drama shows on TV... This show is like a
movie every single week. The cast is INCREDIBLE and the storys
are always excellent. I have watched this show since the beginning
and it only gets better.
4. NCIS -
See #3... Just great stuff....
5. South Park -
The past 3 seasons have been incredible. I love the way they drag
in current issues/news stories and make it funny.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone are great writers/everything. This
show NEVER gets old.
6. Family Guy -
Sort of getting stale... But still funny... I'm sure with Seth writing
THREE shows, he is getting burnt out... Hopefully FOX will can American
Dad and he should be ok doing just two shows...
7. Parks and Recreation -
Why do people not like this show? It is so well written and so damn funny.
The cast is almost as good as The Office... It gets better every single week.
I hope people start watching this... This show really deserves better. It so
fucking great.
8. 30 Rock -
I have just started watching this show... I am sorry I missed the first few
seasons. It really is one of the funniest shows on TV. If you watch just one
episode you will not want to miss another episode after that.
9. Community -
Joel McHale and Chevy Chase are great together... NBC Thursdays are excellent
and this show fits in so well. I hope it draws in more viewers... Again...
Just like 30 Rock... Watch this just once and you will laugh your ass off
and be hooked.
10. The Mentalist -
If it weren't for the fact I enjoy comedies more than dramas, this show would/should
be #5... I just feel the show was created around the basis of House... The non-chalant,
carefree, careless lead role.... Yet, 2 Houses are better than 1... And better yet,
this guy is smug, smart ass, and a know it all... Oh wait... So is House... But this
guy works for the cops!!!
Honorable Mention:
True Blood -
Not on enough... A 9 episode season is just gay (and not
really a fucking season, since network shows run 24 episosdes
a season)... HBO scheduling is retarded...
Great stories, great actors, great everything...
Bored to Death -
Sort of an off beat, slighlty british like comedy style... This show will work. It has been picked
up for another season and with Ted Danson and Zach Galaunfuckhowdoyouspellit, things will
go well.
Returning To The Top:
Doctor Who -
Back full swing in 2010.
East Bound and Down -
Another HBO 6 episode run? Lets hope not. Go for 9!!!
Falling Out:
Psych -
Bad memories... Me no watch.
Law and Order: SVU -
Thanks to Jay Leno, this show is now on at 8:00 on Wednesdays...
Can't watch since Criminal Minds is leaps and bounds above
sexual crimes...
Probably Should Be On The List:
Modern Family -
I have heard great things about this show... Since ABC cancelled Hank, I will get
to finally watch reruns of this show on Wednesday nights at 7:00... I will report
back after I see it a few times. I do love Ed O'Neil (from Married w/Children)
Gossip Girl -
I watched a new episode last week and it ended with Hilary Duff's character
having a threesome with some black chick and a dude... How can this NOT be
in the Top Ten???
Melrose Place -
I love the new show... But I am ashamed to admit it...
Ashlee Simpson-Whateverthefuckherotherlastnameisnow is
fucking hot and psycho... I think the show will go downhill
when 80 year old Heather Locklear returns this week... But I
will sadly watch.
The Vampire Diaries -
A very, very dark show... But Nina Dobrev is fucking hot... And
she is from Degrassi... So it is all good....
Best Shows on TV
1. The Office -
This is the funniest show on TV... The cast
is GREAT and every thing they do is great...
This show should really be an hour long...
I mean... The cast consists of 5 movie stars...
How much is NBC paying to keep this thing
on the air??? Doesn't matter... It wins...
Hands down. I do declare.
2. House -
This show traps you and makes you watch. Hugh
Laurie is the best actor on TV and steals the show
every single Monday night... The stories are great
and the storylines just drags you in and you can
not turn away...
3. Criminal Minds -
I consider House a Dramedy (Comedy/Drama)... CBS is the
home of the BEST drama shows on TV... This show is like a
movie every single week. The cast is INCREDIBLE and the storys
are always excellent. I have watched this show since the beginning
and it only gets better.
4. NCIS -
See #3... Just great stuff....
5. South Park -
The past 3 seasons have been incredible. I love the way they drag
in current issues/news stories and make it funny.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone are great writers/everything. This
show NEVER gets old.
6. Family Guy -
Sort of getting stale... But still funny... I'm sure with Seth writing
THREE shows, he is getting burnt out... Hopefully FOX will can American
Dad and he should be ok doing just two shows...
7. Parks and Recreation -
Why do people not like this show? It is so well written and so damn funny.
The cast is almost as good as The Office... It gets better every single week.
I hope people start watching this... This show really deserves better. It so
fucking great.
8. 30 Rock -
I have just started watching this show... I am sorry I missed the first few
seasons. It really is one of the funniest shows on TV. If you watch just one
episode you will not want to miss another episode after that.
9. Community -
Joel McHale and Chevy Chase are great together... NBC Thursdays are excellent
and this show fits in so well. I hope it draws in more viewers... Again...
Just like 30 Rock... Watch this just once and you will laugh your ass off
and be hooked.
10. The Mentalist -
If it weren't for the fact I enjoy comedies more than dramas, this show would/should
be #5... I just feel the show was created around the basis of House... The non-chalant,
carefree, careless lead role.... Yet, 2 Houses are better than 1... And better yet,
this guy is smug, smart ass, and a know it all... Oh wait... So is House... But this
guy works for the cops!!!
Honorable Mention:
True Blood -
Not on enough... A 9 episode season is just gay (and not
really a fucking season, since network shows run 24 episosdes
a season)... HBO scheduling is retarded...
Great stories, great actors, great everything...
Bored to Death -
Sort of an off beat, slighlty british like comedy style... This show will work. It has been picked
up for another season and with Ted Danson and Zach Galaunfuckhowdoyouspellit, things will
go well.
Returning To The Top:
Doctor Who -
Back full swing in 2010.
East Bound and Down -
Another HBO 6 episode run? Lets hope not. Go for 9!!!
Falling Out:
Psych -
Bad memories... Me no watch.
Law and Order: SVU -
Thanks to Jay Leno, this show is now on at 8:00 on Wednesdays...
Can't watch since Criminal Minds is leaps and bounds above
sexual crimes...
Probably Should Be On The List:
Modern Family -
I have heard great things about this show... Since ABC cancelled Hank, I will get
to finally watch reruns of this show on Wednesday nights at 7:00... I will report
back after I see it a few times. I do love Ed O'Neil (from Married w/Children)
Gossip Girl -
I watched a new episode last week and it ended with Hilary Duff's character
having a threesome with some black chick and a dude... How can this NOT be
in the Top Ten???
Melrose Place -
I love the new show... But I am ashamed to admit it...
Ashlee Simpson-Whateverthefuckherotherlastnameisnow is
fucking hot and psycho... I think the show will go downhill
when 80 year old Heather Locklear returns this week... But I
will sadly watch.
The Vampire Diaries -
A very, very dark show... But Nina Dobrev is fucking hot... And
she is from Degrassi... So it is all good....
Cancel Us PLEASE!!!
Top Ten
Shows That Need To Be Cancelled
1. Saturday Night Live -
This show is officially become HORRIBLE... This
season is complete shit and unless someone
or some thing saves this dreck.... Let us allow
SNL to RIP... Put Leno here... Instead of every
fucking night....
2. The Jay Leno Show -
I hate this man... His show is slowly destroying
NBC and I hope that SOMEONE sees it.... They
need original script programs, not this CRAP...
3. American Dad -
Please kill this show before I lose even
more brain cells... Season 1 was great, but
I think Seth lost his ability to write starting
with season 2.... Funny though, Family Guy
is still funny... Too much Roger the Alien,
not enough cancel....
4. Heroes -
Xmen on Network TV is pointless, boring,
and emotionless... The ratings prove that
people no longer like this show... Kill it
now... Just don't replace it with Jay Leno...
5. The Biggest Loser -
I am fat... Yet I don't get free help like
these fat asses get... I'm tired of watching
2 hours of fat people sweat and dream of turkey
dinners and ham....
6. One of the CSI shows -
What is next CSI: Jay Leno?
7. Cops -
I think we have 10,000 episodes we can
watch over and over and it all be the same
fucking thing...
8. My Secret Girlfriend -
What the living fuck was Comedy Central
even thinking with this shit? My dick pissing
out blood would make a better show....
9. Robot Chicken -
We get it... You like figurines from the 80's
and early 90's... And you like Star Wars...
God help us all if we don't... This stopped
being funny after the first episode.
10. The Price is Right -
This is not Whose Line Is It Anyway...
And Drew Carey blows as the non emotional,
fat ass bleach blonde host... He is not
Bob Barker... They should put Jay Leno
here... Where he would suck too... But
at least be out of primetime...
Shows That Need To Be Cancelled
1. Saturday Night Live -
This show is officially become HORRIBLE... This
season is complete shit and unless someone
or some thing saves this dreck.... Let us allow
SNL to RIP... Put Leno here... Instead of every
fucking night....
2. The Jay Leno Show -
I hate this man... His show is slowly destroying
NBC and I hope that SOMEONE sees it.... They
need original script programs, not this CRAP...
3. American Dad -
Please kill this show before I lose even
more brain cells... Season 1 was great, but
I think Seth lost his ability to write starting
with season 2.... Funny though, Family Guy
is still funny... Too much Roger the Alien,
not enough cancel....
4. Heroes -
Xmen on Network TV is pointless, boring,
and emotionless... The ratings prove that
people no longer like this show... Kill it
now... Just don't replace it with Jay Leno...
5. The Biggest Loser -
I am fat... Yet I don't get free help like
these fat asses get... I'm tired of watching
2 hours of fat people sweat and dream of turkey
dinners and ham....
6. One of the CSI shows -
What is next CSI: Jay Leno?
7. Cops -
I think we have 10,000 episodes we can
watch over and over and it all be the same
fucking thing...
8. My Secret Girlfriend -
What the living fuck was Comedy Central
even thinking with this shit? My dick pissing
out blood would make a better show....
9. Robot Chicken -
We get it... You like figurines from the 80's
and early 90's... And you like Star Wars...
God help us all if we don't... This stopped
being funny after the first episode.
10. The Price is Right -
This is not Whose Line Is It Anyway...
And Drew Carey blows as the non emotional,
fat ass bleach blonde host... He is not
Bob Barker... They should put Jay Leno
here... Where he would suck too... But
at least be out of primetime...
NASCAR = HOMOSEXUAL TIME
"Jimmie Johnson & Chad Knaus & Mike Helton's Gay Sex Affair"
How can someone, a team, or whatever you call Jimmie Johnson, win this many titles in a row? Well, the answer is simple... Every Wednesday night at Mike Helton's house (President of NASCAR), Jimmie and his crew chief, Chad Knaus get dressed up in Helton's weekly choice of dress and they engage in a horribly lubed up, sweaty, gay sex fun time...
As one witness reported to me last week, Jimmie dressed up as Wilma Flinstone and Chad Knaus was Betty Rubble... It was a pretty hardcore scene, where Mr. Helton was Mr. Slate and inserted his granite in both Mrs. Flinstone and Mrs. Rubble on SEVERAL occassions... Each orgasm he would chant... YABBA DABBA WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!
I guess we know the reason Dale Jr. never wins... He isn't gay... Or maybe he is... And he just does things with the wrong guys???
Maybe all of NASCAR is gay? I mean, who else would want to run REALLY close with other men in TIGHT situations, sometimes rubbing and touching the other men, while going 180mph... Sounds sort of homo-erotic to me...
So, let us all celebrate Jimmie Johnson and Chad Knaus... Sexing their way to a 69th straight championship. I guess Lowe's gives them all incredible hardware.... Enjoy this season NASCAR fans... Enjoy a lame ass season that will only prove my point...
How can someone, a team, or whatever you call Jimmie Johnson, win this many titles in a row? Well, the answer is simple... Every Wednesday night at Mike Helton's house (President of NASCAR), Jimmie and his crew chief, Chad Knaus get dressed up in Helton's weekly choice of dress and they engage in a horribly lubed up, sweaty, gay sex fun time...
As one witness reported to me last week, Jimmie dressed up as Wilma Flinstone and Chad Knaus was Betty Rubble... It was a pretty hardcore scene, where Mr. Helton was Mr. Slate and inserted his granite in both Mrs. Flinstone and Mrs. Rubble on SEVERAL occassions... Each orgasm he would chant... YABBA DABBA WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!!
I guess we know the reason Dale Jr. never wins... He isn't gay... Or maybe he is... And he just does things with the wrong guys???
Maybe all of NASCAR is gay? I mean, who else would want to run REALLY close with other men in TIGHT situations, sometimes rubbing and touching the other men, while going 180mph... Sounds sort of homo-erotic to me...
So, let us all celebrate Jimmie Johnson and Chad Knaus... Sexing their way to a 69th straight championship. I guess Lowe's gives them all incredible hardware.... Enjoy this season NASCAR fans... Enjoy a lame ass season that will only prove my point...
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